I’m Abbie and I like girls and guitars.Tumblr (3.0; @shabbie-carrcass)http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dvc0WoRz1rwwqtto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://capzack.tumblr.com/post/28211771847/can-somebody-put-an-even-smaller-spiderman-on-the" target="_blank">capzack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cassandraemeraldsong.tumblr.com/tagged/can-somebody-put-an-even-smaller-spiderman-on-the-little-spiderman%27s-butt" target="_blank">#can somebody put an even smaller spiderman on the little spiderman’s butt</a></p> <div></div> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7w7q3RHkY1qz9kdg.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>/CAN’T BREATHE</p> </blockquote>http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/53388436430http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/53388436430Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:57:49 +0100me: hi may i get a caramel frappuccino<br /> starbucks: sure. may i get your name please<br /> me: esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirezhttp://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/53388371689http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/53388371689Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:56:54 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3sglj53y01qcaq4xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.thefucomics.com/post/53287569204/laughingnancy-laughing-nancy" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thefuuuucomics</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://laughingnancy.tumblr.com/post/24858672558/laughing-nancy-laughing-nancy" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">laughingnancy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughing-nancy.tumblr.com/post/24309351860/laughing-nancy-laughing-nancy-oh-my-god" target="_blank">laughing-nancy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughing-nancy.tumblr.com/post/24240559356/laughing-nancy-oh-my-god-this-is-the-same" target="_blank">laughing-nancy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughing-nancy.tumblr.com/post/24091532957/oh-my-god-this-is-the-same-girl-who-posted" target="_blank">laughing-nancy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><br/>OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3z6yyRPuE1qbfrsj.jpg" alt="image"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ozpu55QK1qj5gwj.png" alt="image"/></p> </blockquote> <p>IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES </p> <p><img height="195" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tgbhUcOX1qdhmcpo1_500.png" width="441" alt="image"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img height="232" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4owe8slbU1rw1dypo1_500.png" width="500" alt="image"/></p> <p><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tcd3v9Wz1r3t36co1_500.png" alt="image"/></p> <p>her statuses :’D </p> </blockquote> <p><img height="232" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4owe8slbU1rw1dypo1_500.png" width="500" alt="image"/></p> <p><img height="237" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50sj6vaIt1r2wh7co1_500.png" width="500" alt="image"/></p> <p><img height="266" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4p64sFZT41r2jyczo1_r1_500.png" width="407" alt="image"/></p> <p>I will always add to this</p> </blockquote> <p><img height="294" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5emlu51eQ1r0prr6o1_500.png" width="413" alt="image"/></p></blockquote> QUEEN OF SASS</blockquote>http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/53297424554http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/53297424554Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:39:15 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/24727a59a849642527404e162a0854f2/tumblr_mo1ucgk4gP1sqbqj4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/53297231266http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/53297231266Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:36:36 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f49e24bd63926c1573d2e05f5cf9d23/tumblr_mh7cwnIBw71qlp8dho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/53297221546http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/53297221546Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:36:28 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/409bf31aa9c26e5fae514717b5b3ea15/tumblr_mojt5yfIyY1runbpjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/53296967931http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/53296967931Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:33:01 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lputj1T6Og1qb3fito1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://docgelegentlich.tumblr.com/post/36933017204/snowybean1234-turntechgoddamnit" target="_blank">docgelegentlich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snowybean1234.tumblr.com/post/36932922420/turntechgoddamnit-toastradamus" target="_blank">snowybean1234</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://turntechgoddamnit.tumblr.com/post/33206187229/toastradamus-pizzaforpresident-why-are-there" target="_blank">turntechgoddamnit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://toastradamus.tumblr.com/post/33206056619" target="_blank">toastradamus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pizzaforpresident.tumblr.com/post/33203241594/why-are-there-straps-on-his-legs-i-am-laughing-so" target="_blank">pizzaforpresident</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD</strong></p> </blockquote> <p><strong>POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS</strong></p> <p><strong><em>ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO</em></strong></p> </blockquote> <p><strong><em><big><big><big><big>TURBO SHIT</big></big></big></big></em></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS</p> </blockquote> <p>pants aren’t an issue when you’re <em><strong>QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION</strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p> Sometimes Tumblr is just perfect. </p></blockquote>http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/53296925153http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/53296925153Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:32:26 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f69a09ccb83e0950879ed3e671889b3/tumblr_molocrcNxI1qbmgeto4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c79a39a96bc6bba0f1475fd96dac852e/tumblr_molocrcNxI1qbmgeto2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ad202674e83556e563bd671de44cf7c/tumblr_molocrcNxI1qbmgeto3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6b9bce0d0513904fde68f4e5a84efe36/tumblr_molocrcNxI1qbmgeto1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://fer1972.tumblr.com/post/53290033606/dogs-photography-by-martin-usborne" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fer1972</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="MsoNormal">Dogs Photography by <a href="https://www.facebook.com/martinusbornephotography" target="_blank"><span>Martin Usborne</span></a></p></blockquote>http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/53296700861http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/53296700861Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:29:25 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e745d010f1443ae6d5502d036d747e80/tumblr_mokj3l18F01qzidlgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/53296561840http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/53296561840Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:27:29 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9p6beBhFY1r9wv02o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/53054526018http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/53054526018Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:17:39 +0100<p>Oh thats fine, yeah, just fuck off to a party and see her. Fucking ridiculous.</p>http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/52712915001http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/52712915001Tue, 11 Jun 2013 16:46:42 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5048d34d99abc75518919e8c1b3dec4/tumblr_mo0jqenV5E1qfrkf9o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/09a7eb1d61ca1b31f30f6836275df3f9/tumblr_mo0jqenV5E1qfrkf9o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e0ab732b5bcb91ea3a6f8291b33637ee/tumblr_mo0jqenV5E1qfrkf9o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/52558280287http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/52558280287Sun, 09 Jun 2013 18:45:48 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whiskey-memories.tumblr.com/post/37813131311/positive-alternative-to-the-walk-of-shame" target="_blank">whiskey-memories</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Got Laid Parade”</p> <p>“Stride of Pride”</p> <p>“Post-Cock Walk”</p> <p>“Just-Touched-A-Butt Strut”</p> <p>“Took Off My Pants Dance”</p> <p>“G-Spot Trot”</p> <p>“Had Fun With the Clit, Time to Split”</p> </blockquote>http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/52557682798http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/52557682798Sun, 09 Jun 2013 18:37:22 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6c6223d3e62d74d3d6110720fc84eb07/tumblr_mo1f384zBY1spbpfho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b1977525f907368125372ee178cf7172/tumblr_mo1f384zBY1spbpfho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/90007ae1cee6bbb21fdeb4ff734736dc/tumblr_mo1f384zBY1spbpfho3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e047ca8511bf146cbfc9dc27683cfeb/tumblr_mo1f384zBY1spbpfho4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/32981233dc5935b55c4203c27be49dbe/tumblr_mo1f384zBY1spbpfho5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e21e2bd0aa01d89abc4e9e7f2f553271/tumblr_mo1f384zBY1spbpfho6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/652a9edd0b2c65745b9f497737b989c2/tumblr_mo1f384zBY1spbpfho7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5a325d70d0db0492f0a7550b2cd76d27/tumblr_mo1f384zBY1spbpfho8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9067d938d3c6a4a715cade4d67a94820/tumblr_mo1f384zBY1spbpfho9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a341acc98c286f0d298acd2d69e33530/tumblr_mo1f384zBY1spbpfho10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://lucleon.tumblr.com/post/52425773525/manafromheaven-milkywaywhite-dogs-falling" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lucleon</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://manafromheaven.tumblr.com/post/52417172861/milkywaywhite-dogs-falling-asleep-in-their" target="_blank">manafromheaven</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://milkywaywhite.tumblr.com/post/52397733280/dogs-falling-asleep-in-there-food" target="_blank">milkywaywhite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Dogs falling asleep in their food</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>me</p> </blockquote> <p>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH</p></blockquote>http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/52532718020http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/52532718020Sun, 09 Jun 2013 10:59:07 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e17946de7e7773791ff55996ec866a6c/tumblr_mkytcebaGe1qf3amzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thatfunnystuff.com/post/52511363878/someone-just-give-me-a-sign-a-hint-anything-as-to" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thatfunnyblog</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>someone just give me a sign, a hint ANYTHING as to what this could possibly mean</span></p> <p><img alt="" src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y91/SC_Flip_Boi/Untitled_zps3e76c3c5.png"/></p> <p>i’m just going to leave this here</p> <p><a href="http://www.thatfunnystuff.com/" target="_blank">Funny Stuff you like?</a></p></blockquote>http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/52532708973http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/52532708973Sun, 09 Jun 2013 10:58:50 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/843cf6ffdf8a2537f2486b59d2f51426/tumblr_mo2rv3PBrk1qayqojo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83a103ad0a95ca103408d5df88233122/tumblr_mo2rv3PBrk1qayqojo2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5163518269a6f3fc41ff6bf0b638d27/tumblr_mo2rv3PBrk1qayqojo3_100.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funnypants.tumblr.com/post/52456844306/i-looked-closer-and-my-friends-face-is-swapped" target="_blank">funnypants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i looked closer and my friend’s face is swapped WITH A BABY’S AND THE BABY NOW LOOKS LIKE HIM OMFG</p> </blockquote>http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/52532697415http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/52532697415Sun, 09 Jun 2013 10:58:29 +0100<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ClDXLf_EAmM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://negritaaa.tumblr.com/post/51865209220/just-click-i-promise-you-its-not-what-youre" target="_blank">negritaaa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>just click, i promise you its not what you’re expecting.</p> </blockquote>http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/52495858598http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/52495858598Sun, 09 Jun 2013 00:02:27 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whovian2711.tumblr.com/post/52237983348/so-last-week-me-and-my-friend-were-trying-out-a" target="_blank">whovian2711</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app<span><br/></span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6f669ed991b19b109d6f7459c324d7e7/tumblr_inline_mnxp44SUuS1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><span>And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture</span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4b986b4d11766a3763b1c25a721cf0de/tumblr_inline_mnxpf0MA8p1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><span>So we tried it from a different angle and</span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/793452834ba2ac3a967e10457f47a353/tumblr_inline_mnxp74pRS41qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><span>I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face</span></p> <p><span>BUT THEN</span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ea6045eb0aef950516417b90496445fc/tumblr_inline_mnxpbsWJd61qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/08c0bdb4316aeaa195ec40436aea00e1/tumblr_inline_mnxp9aks191qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/02b77289c897fffc34f8c1774c588220/tumblr_inline_mnxpiduHZJ1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/52495471142http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/52495471142Sat, 08 Jun 2013 23:56:36 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md0wt8lh0Z1rcd0aoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/52495043163http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/52495043163Sat, 08 Jun 2013 23:50:03 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b935b6dbecae0a091be40aab7cf2386f/tumblr_mo2yvj6Q9X1rse1ipo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a082ef66da8c53e8d8e1d5d7dcde35bd/tumblr_mo2yvj6Q9X1rse1ipo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://khooll.com/post/52465002522/disassembled-a-disassembled-herman-miller-mirra" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thekhooll</a>:</p> <blockquote><h3><strong>Disassembled</strong></h3> <p><span>A disassembled </span><a href="http://www.hermanmiller.com/Products/Mirra-Chairs" title="Herman Miller Mirra chair" target="_blank">Herman Miller Mirra chair</a><span>.</span></p></blockquote>http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/52471784900http://shabbie-carrcass.tumblr.com/post/52471784900Sat, 08 Jun 2013 18:09:49 +0100